thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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sammywinchesster:

sammywinchesster:

I need a bf and $100,000,000

ok nvm i don’t need a bf
I’ll take the money tho

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cokeflow:

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

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ashtonsdimps:

do boys even follow me on here like i believe 99.9% of my followers are female

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Anonymous
Please pregstrid smut?

hiilikedragons:

*looks up from wh chapter in progress*

*squints and adjusts glasses*

*old person grumbling*

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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

lawl I don't know how you deal with anon hate, someone just said I looked like a douche. AGAIN. XD

avannak:

Isn’t a douche something that involves a shower-scrubber for a crotch?  Maybe they want to rub their crotch all over you? I’d be flattered, tbh.

Either - A, don’t respond. They’re a sad, sick lonely individual who are sitting at their computer, alone, waiting for you to take the bait

Or just respond with love. Only insecure people send hate, after all.

This needs more notes

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OMG i can play far away on the guitar *.*

i like nickelback guys don’t jugde me. my love for the classic and for heavy metal is unconditional but nickelback is so cute D= 

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savageborn:

SPACE

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SPAAACE

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MOTHER FUCKIN SPAACE

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LOOK AT IT

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ITS SO SCARY

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AND PRETTY

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HOW DO YOU DO THAT SPACE.

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TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.

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isolohr:

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© Jürgen Heckel

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